18/100 Days of Creativity: My Little Pony

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’d like a beer, please.” The bartender replies: “Sure, mate. What size?” “What sizes have you got?” “We’ve got pots, ponies, middies, schooners, pints, butchers, sevens, eights, tens, handles…” “I’ll have a small one.” The bartender pulls him a pony. “Geez what a tidworth.”…