98/100 Days of Creativity: I Love Me. Why Don’t You?

‘Tell me HOW can Barack have MORE Twitter followers than me?’ demands Vladimir Putin to his social media advisors. ‘I post pictures of me being Rambo. I post pictures of me with pretty girls. I let people know what I think about human rights and I’ve been stirring the hornet’s nest in the Ukraine to goad the proleteriats. I’ve given Russians a direct line straight to moi where I’ll answer questions on our most pressing social and political issues. Yet STILL he has millions more following him. What the FUCK do I have to do?’

In case  you hadn’t guessed, Vlad is a touch snaith of Barack.


For 100 consecutive days I will write and post a short story (about 100 words) incorporating a randomly selected word from Afterliff: A new dictionary of things there should be words for.

Today’s word:
snaith n.
Envy of another person’s Twitter following.

Tomorrow’s word:
leoh n.
A little gasp from being hugged too tightly.


  1. lifelonglearninglisa says:

    Nearly day 100! I will miss reading these. They are wonderful.

    1. Sally says:

      Thanks for reading Lisa. I’ve had a ball!

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